you lost me at 'the hills are alive'

I had doubts from the sample, so I'm glad I borrowed instead of bought this.
I just didn't find either MC likable, interesting, attractive, or consistent.
I kept seeing Rob as the blond from Starsky and Hutch?

I didn't like the awkward placement of the kid in this story.
The bdsm was too icky for me. I didnt enjoy suffering through figure skating. I skimmed from 25%.
I just simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel soooooo bad.